maaaaadge: sophalot: coletteeee: HOW TO CHEAT...

sophalot:

coletteeee: HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON-

Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

okay. i dont know why, but i’ve always had a huge problem with cheating. im as lazy as it gets, and shit, i made tons of bad grades in school because i simply didnt give a fuck. and it always made me really mad when i saw people cheat. yes, you’re a lazy asshole (just like me) but seriously, if you want to do well and make good grades, why not take the effort that you use cheating and just fucking study?

not to fucking mention: teachers arent fucking stupid. they’re going to notice the grease stain on your scantron, and probably call you out. also, it’s not that hard to look at the master key and grade by hand.

happy cheating everyone, i hope that all of your professors call your dumb asses out on this bullshit.

/rant